The heart and soul of the punk band, Lagwagon. Also 1/5 of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, lead vox of Bad Astronaut, Afterburner, and his own solo acoustic project.
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The septor or cane in which a pimp would beat "dem bitches and hos" with. A pimp usually uses this cane in the case that a woman does not get enough money from having sex with men. The pimp cane usually is decorated with such things as a diamond or jewel on the top and gold everywhere else.
Pimp Jason Mac Jason Jason has his pimp cane that is 4 feet tall and 1 1/2 inches thick in diameter. It is gold from top to bottom except for the top which has a very large fake diamond on top. Inscribed on the side are hash marks for each bitch or ho that has been beaten with this here pimp cane. Sharifa Gihifa Latifa Jones AKA Kitty Mc pants pants walks in and only has $200. Mac Jason is angry. $1000 is the minimum. Jason beats Kitty until she understands how much he wants. Circle of life kids, the circle of life. Kitty goes out and get $2000 and Maccy J carves another line in his cane.
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Get the canes mug.The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.
When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.
The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.
When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.
The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.
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