A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America
by Master_T_ November 13, 2006
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The Canadian Forces are charged with providing a multipurpose, combat-capable military service that is ready and able to:
* protect Canada effectively from a direct military threat;
* respond to terrorist activities;
* help Canadians during times of domestic crises caused by environmental or other disasters;
* assist government agencies to
o handle civil emergencies,
o protect Canada's fisheries,
o interdict illegal drugs,
o provide search and rescue services.
Canadian Forces also have a long history of leadership in multi-national peacekeeping and humanitarian relief efforts worldwide.
The Canadian Forces or its component regiments have fought in the War of 1812, the Fenian Raids (1841-1871), North-West Rebellion (1885), the Boer War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the First Gulf War, and have contributed to UN and other peacekeeping missions and undeclared wars, notably the Suez Crisis, Cyprus, Croatia, Bosnia, and the War on Terrorism (Afghanistan). Canada is a charter member of NATO and a member of the North American Air Defence treaty (NORAD).
The Canadian Forces are charged with providing a multipurpose, combat-capable military service that is ready and able to:
* protect Canada effectively from a direct military threat;
* respond to terrorist activities;
* help Canadians during times of domestic crises caused by environmental or other disasters;
* assist government agencies to
o handle civil emergencies,
o protect Canada's fisheries,
o interdict illegal drugs,
o provide search and rescue services.
Canadian Forces also have a long history of leadership in multi-national peacekeeping and humanitarian relief efforts worldwide.
The Canadian Forces or its component regiments have fought in the War of 1812, the Fenian Raids (1841-1871), North-West Rebellion (1885), the Boer War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the First Gulf War, and have contributed to UN and other peacekeeping missions and undeclared wars, notably the Suez Crisis, Cyprus, Croatia, Bosnia, and the War on Terrorism (Afghanistan). Canada is a charter member of NATO and a member of the North American Air Defence treaty (NORAD).
The Canadian Military is one of the most professional and well trained military forces in the world.
by Wikipedia April 19, 2005
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N: An extremely gay rainbow flag wearing, maple leaf smoking individual from the great north. not to be confused for a Calgary Flames fan in any way, which is a whole different type of homo! Most likely wears dorky glasses and uses excessive amounts of hair products. typically has 30 to 40 percent body fat.
Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
(person 1) "wow that dude looks gay!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
by IliketheUSA July 26, 2011
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2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
by Wendy January 5, 2004
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Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
by Markus78 December 19, 2008
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Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!
by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005
Get the blame canada mug.Canada's History is a depraved sexual act first performed around 1898 in the lawless Yukon territory by "Meaty" Georges Gagnon, a French-Canadian prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush. Georges performed the act on many willing and unwilling men, women, children, and domesticated animals (the rumors of this act being performed on moose and kodiak bears are unconfirmed). The act was called a "Dark mar on Canada's History" by local politicians, and "the only interesting thing in Canada's History" by American papers sensationalizing the Klondike Gold Rush.
The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.
Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.
Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.
The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.
Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.
Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.
The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
Roommate 1: Geez, eh, you were loud last night with that girl. What were you doing in there, Canadas History?
Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.
Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.
Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
by kingkongNINJA February 6, 2010
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