When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
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Get the candies from the bra mug.A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest
"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?
Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.
That's a Candice Chaffen for you!
Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.
That's a Candice Chaffen for you!
Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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Man, I couldn't remember the proper joint play for extension at the knee, I've got mad Candice complex right now.
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