Calvin and Hobbes

The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”

Hobbes: “No room for improvement."

Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”

Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes

by ICanBuildASpaceship November 4, 2015

Calling Station

Used in poker, a person who calls any bet regardless of the strength of his/her hand

"Rigel's such a calling station, he called an all in with 2-6 off bottom pair"

"lol what a fish"

by uniug June 28, 2016

calvin hill

A really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago. He ate other creatures and said "rawr!".

"Calvin Hill's such a lad."

by Chocolate May 7, 2018

Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

callina

A young intelligent beautiful girl; one who loves to have a good time and can never be taken seriously.

Callina made a funny joke in class and no one could stop laughing.

by Alyssaxmurphy May 30, 2021

calvin williams

calvin is the sweetest most caring and loving person i have ever met i love you with my heart and your lucky if you know him.

who are you with all the time “calvin williams” your lucky

by calvin’s girlfriend January 21, 2022

butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.

Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)

by cisi November 30, 2011