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Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!
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Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
If you know a carlina chances are she's brightened your day more than a few times with her bubbly, awkward yet cute sense of humor. In fact Carlinas can make anyone laugh. She'll steal your heart with her adorable laugh and drag you in for good with her captivating eyes. You can never be bored talking to a Carlina, everything she says will make you laugh and put you in a good mood
Dude 1: did you hear carlina at dinner?
Dude 2: who didn't? She had everyone laughing!
Carlina by James jessie March 19, 2014

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
a vehicle of much mystery, it is fast like a bullet, yet appealing to the eye,like a pornstar and harder to find than the yeti and a chupacabra combine. It is nearly impossible to acquire a caldina in the first place. only a lucky few will ever have their hands on their own caldina. and if they do, chances are they will only have it a short while.
WOW, was that just a caldina that shot by at lightning speed?

was what?

wait, dw, we will never know for sure
caldina by franonicklars June 24, 2010

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc