contona

v.i. To join a frat your super senior year
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.

v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.

by James Street April 29, 2008

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A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.

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"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"

by OfTheSol July 22, 2009

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