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conversation hostage 

1) someone who is trapped in a conversation against their will. often they will try to change the subject, but no matter how many times they do, the conversation always moves back to the original subject. Sometimes, it is avoidable, but there are many scenarios where one cannot escape - eg, in college/school where one is sat at the same desk as a conversation jailer.

2) to hold someone conversation hostage
1) Jemma was forced to listen to Daisy talk about her dad and Burger King for an hour because she had no means of escape. Boy did she get held conversation hostage!

2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!

reverse conversation 

When you try to remember the ideas of a conversation in reverse to remember the original topic.
When we get high we talk so much we forget things that we talked about. This is when we must have a reverse conversation to remember what was said earlier

Conversedative 

To talk a lot with purpose, but forget what you're saying.
I just smoked a great strain of Amnesia Haze.....I'm conversedative as fuck right now!
Conversedative by DrRush May 7, 2018

conversation bumper 

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

Conversational DJ

Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music
My mom is such a conversational DJ, always twisting my words and mixing different shit.
Conversational DJ by xxloosecannonxx December 24, 2009

Conversation Assassination 

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".
"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male