3 definitions by xxloosecannonxx
A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.
Dave: Farts*
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
by xxloosecannonxx March 20, 2010
When you know a girl who is currently in a relationship and you know that relationship won't last so you stay in touch as best you can with the girl in hopes of scoring a rebound when she breaks up. Can be done with multiple girls as well.
Tom: Hey John I noticed you are staying in touch with Chelesea and Brittney lately. You two good friends?
John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.
Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking
John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.
Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking
by xxloosecannonxx August 5, 2009
Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music
by xxloosecannonxx December 25, 2009