Congress

A legislative body that has the real power. They fund and create laws and programs, impeach, and confirm appointments. The president almost always has to get past them before anything can be done. I can understand why its easy to blame the president for everything that is wrong because there is only one president and hundreds of congresspeople, but if you really want to have a voice, get off your butt and contact your local congressperson

Write to your local Senator or Congressperson

by remeber me! July 25, 2010

congrats

1. An abbreviated version of the word "congratulations".

Congrats on your promotion!

by QADESHTU September 20, 2010

Congroovesive

Something that helps you get your groove back.

The hot man on the beach was very congroovesive for Stella.

by pandasauce February 21, 2015

congeal-ee-o

The congealed fat at the top of cold soup forming little discs.

If I'm gonna eat that chicken soup cold, I've gotta skim off the congeal-ee-os.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 3, 2006

Congratufuckinglations

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

by fossboss August 28, 2009

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

sexual congress

The man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and exited untill orgasm is reached (Simple: Fuck someone)

Did you see Paul and Elisabeth have sexual congress? It was sexy

by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014