coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

ass comet

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it

I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet

by Eyz June 24, 2007

Comet

A collection of marijuana resin from its build-up in pipes and bongs that is rolled into a ball for smoking later.

Wanna smoke a Comet? Wanna do some Comets? Wanna smoke some Tails and Comets?

by Taylor Britton September 3, 2007

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

comic sense

It's like your ability to sense humor in situations. Like common sense, but for jokes.

Guy A: "Dude I totally banged that hot chick last night at the partt! Then we both flew to the Sun and tanned!
Guy B: "Sweet, I wish I pulled as much as you!"
Guy A: "Bro. I was obviously joking. Do you not have any comic sense?"

by theRealCookieMonster November 8, 2013

cemita

a Mexican sandwich, hybrid of a hamburger and a sub. It is a round bread filled with various sandwich ingredients i.e meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and much more. It must have a generous amount of cheese.

Tourists in Mexico have been walking and sightseeing around Puebla, Puebla for hours. They are super hungry and want something authentic to eat in the town of Puebla. They find a food stand that sells a variety of Cemitas, a stuffed sandwich with plenty of cheese.

by norminX November 13, 2013

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014