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Nut Cobbler 

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)
Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

Crusty cobbler 

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor
Crusty cobbler by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Peach Cobbler 

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.
My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!
Peach Cobbler by SiggyFresh December 5, 2021

Coochie Cobbler 

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her
“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”

Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?
Jolly Cobbler by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022

Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves
I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.
Horse Cobbler by CnDaz July 17, 2023