When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.
by Buttpucker September 05, 2015
Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 19, 2013
by Bubbles Schaeffer November 22, 2015
A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"
by 6 stAt bItChh October 29, 2009
A very tiny penis
by ThatOne Ohler March 06, 2018
that dude is a clit wrangler
by george w frat September 27, 2010
by Evil Phreak February 17, 2008