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calisauring

1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.

2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.
Cali, stop calisauring; your going to break somebody.
by pshaw00 April 2, 2008
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Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.
"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015
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Call the Midwife

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s
I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"
by you_say_what_now? March 4, 2016
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Call That Instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020
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Exit Call

The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.
“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”
by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009
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cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009
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Call of Duty

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.
I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.
by raexe December 27, 2011
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