alarm clock anxiety

when you know you have to get up at a certain time, but can't fall asleep to begin with, and you keep looking at the clock.

i was up all night with alarm clock anxiety, cuz i didn't want to sleep in and miss my job interview.

by ric_IH August 16, 2008

simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 14, 2009

clean out one's closet

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght

Eminem`s song

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Clown fluffer

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.

'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'

by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009

international clown day

international clown day and week is celebrated by Directioners ( One Direction Fan) every year on 23rd july since the band when on hiatus, so If your A Directioner please go back to the circus and Happy International Clown day

we are directioners and we are clowns , yeay

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CLOWN DAY / WEEK

by hula ray July 25, 2020

Clout chaser

A person who tries to feed off others popularity to benefit themselves.

When he or she acts like someone important when their really not.. and being around certain people because of they popularity .. once the Fame is gone so are they.. he or she was just being a clout chaser

by Amy smith18 July 11, 2018