Cum Craters

The ass dimples that occur on a female rump when she is morbidly obese.

1) Dude, she was a whale, but i least i was still able to fill those cum craters.

by Jason Cole May 3, 2005

crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

by ThePants June 1, 2005

craters and freighters

most elusive packing and shipping company in the world.

Joshua works at craters and Freighters along with his jewish wannabe persian friend Doug Gould

by joshua herman August 19, 2006

crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

crater

A over abused and used vagina.

1. Whos Suzy? The bitch with the big crator in her pants.

by big d May 13, 2005

crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.

who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face

by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010

crator

A big fuggin hole in the ground usually originating from a meteor or MOAB.
see Iraq's future; see also North Korea's future; see also French power

"Timmy, can you point out the Iraqi sea?"
"I can't find it."
"Common, Timmy. It's the one that glows green..."

by Ebot March 21, 2003