Alex Butcher

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.

“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”

by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021

Nathan Butcher

Nathan Butcher a late ascendent of Micheal Butcher is a gang of gay over sexualised rapist who love the taste of cream men’s arse wholes

When you see a Nathan butcher , who you gonna call , ghost busters

by Crazydave123 June 8, 2020

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.

While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.

by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025