batchelor

An old man, an old fellow. Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. Person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Dude, Quit acting like a Batchelor.

by WVboy1 November 20, 2006

batchelor's bankroll

A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.

I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.

or

person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.

person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.

by Farquad Arnot December 6, 2009

Korey Buecheler

Everything, to one person. :-)

Oh man, Lefawnduh is like my Korey Buecheler.

by Kip January 2, 2005

Büchele

1) Creator of Swag and Yolo
2) A person who cannot achieve a boner
3) A person you should keep distance from
4) A Duck
5) A person who usually says fagoot instead of faggot
6) A person that can walk on fire (hurts himself in the process)

Oh no it's a Büchele, run before he infects us with swag.

That man just said Fagoot ! he must be a Büchele!

by DatSexyFatass October 21, 2012

German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013

butchered

To pussy out or epically fail, specifically in terms of drinking alcohol.

'ugh, steve totally butchered it last night. no chance of me finishing.'

'completely butchered that pint, couldnt even down it.'

by LMCK May 16, 2010