The Bunker

A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.

If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.
William: Yo, I just booked a flight to go to The Bunker
Andrew: You are a fucking dumbass
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mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
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Clunker bunker

A location filled with inferior vehicles. Sometimes they try to sell parts to other clunker owners.
Ma dang alternator went out in my clapped out chevy. I hope hoss has one I can pull at the clunker bunker down the way.
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Ever-expanding bunker

A world building project that began on the subreddit /r/politicalcompassmemes in 2020 but soon got its own forum (/r/everexpandingbunker) and two separate wikis (on Miraheze and Wikia.) One of the few good things to have come out of Reddit.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.

BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The ever-expanding bunker is a total rabbithole that will keep you up all night and scare the crap out of you.
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Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.
Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.
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Trouble Bunker

1. An eloquent drinking game enjoyed amongst friends and foes, where players must cross a mine field of bottles and beer cans. Each item knocked equals to a sip of beer. 2. Alternative meanings for a "trouble bunker" may include referencing a girl with a massive bunda that causes anxiety because of your inferior equipment to pleasure her.
1." Do you guys want to play a game of trouble bunker" - "Ofc"
2. "Damn, that girl is packing a trouble bunker!" - "I feel like I stepped over a few glass bottles hitting that trouble bunker from the back"
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Bunker Slam

When you hit the ball in all 4 bunkers at the Town of 1770 Golf Course on the front or back 9
Matt almost got a bunker slam this morning.
by Rooster3 September 28, 2023
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