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New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012
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Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.
never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open
by yehudah October 24, 2006
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Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009
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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 21, 2007
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discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.
Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"
by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010
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KFC Buffet

Obviously, a KFC Buffet. It contains all the stuff off the menu. Except for the popcorn chicken bowl or w/e the hell it's called and the macaroni. You have to get your own ass up and get it.
True Facts: There is one located in Flagstaff, Arizona. There should be a KFC Buffet located in Phoenix. Black people be getting the shit out of it.
by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009
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Back in the Day Buffet

A catching up experience with some old friends. Often a more ridiculous or outlandish get together as you all rage like you once remember doing.
I caught up with Celia, Ruebens and Alex at Lincoln and Beldin and fucking shit yo, it was a back in the day buffet.
by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008
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