Buckle Pirate

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.

Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.

by droptothefloor October 21, 2012

Buckle Fingers

When you accidentally drop your wife on the dance floor

John: Woah, did he just drop his wife while swing dancing?

Jay: Yeah, he has Buckle Fingers

by El bearded Jaun June 7, 2018

Bucklelated

Bucklelated is the word used to described someone who has had 1 too many beers

“Aw man should have seen me last night I was absolutely bucklelated”

“Did you see Sarah last night she was bucklelated man”

by Talk2dabooty January 30, 2019

Bucklerfeet

When your working all day everyday and every week while you're wearing your shoes and socks on your feet, the bucklerfeet means that when your feet is way too stinkier while your shoes and socks. EW Very Stinky Bucklerfeet!!

Me: "OMG! What is that smell it stinks like the buckler western toe jam!!"

Burt: "That's my bucklerfeet, and it right on smells like the buckler and feet toe jam HUH...?"
Me: "Can you please at least take shower and wash your feet cuz it smells like the buckler feet in here feet buckler for crying out loud!!!"
Burt: "OKAY OKAY OKAY FINE"
Me: "Thank you Lord"

by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons January 27, 2021

Bucklebumper

When the bill of your hat is curved up. Caused by the bill bumping against a belt buckle from sucking dick

"Hey Derrick, that's a nice bucklebumper you got there. Your homies must be proud"

by BLD127 April 23, 2021

buckleknuckle

*Buckleknuckle* is a word that defines when a man anally fists a woman vigorously until she’s on the verge of climax, then the man unbuckled his knuckles and attempts to extend his fingers out in her anal canal.

Woman: “Ah babe this feels so good!! I’m going to ejaculate!”
Man: “I must perform the buckleknuckle” *extendo fingers come into play*
Woman: “OH GEE WILIKERS” *ejaculates ferociously*

by TRZAYNE October 22, 2023

alton buckley

Alton is a disgusting creature of a guy and doesn't have any friends. He is always lonely and dates his hands because they are the only things that can pleasure him. If he were to ever get a friend, he is always the shortest one. He his a dick to almost everybody around him and is delusional. If he is white, he is even more pale than the white wall, if black, he is darker than the tv screen turned off. He has a small dick and is very hideous.

You're such a fucking alton buckley

I feel bad for you because you're just like a alton buckley

by ThenPerish February 21, 2020