Breaking Bad

A hypnosis show that makes you talk uncontrollably about it for hours on end.

TV: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.

Me: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.

by cclloyd January 13, 2013

facebook preaching

When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.

"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"

-Man, stop your facebook preaching.

by Domini55 July 3, 2008

Breaking Dawn

The fourth and final installment of the widely popular Twilight series. Though highly anticipated, it is considered to be a disappointment to most fans of the series. It has been largely criticized for its illogical and often dull plot and for straying from the original style of the books.

I can't believe this book is actually the Breaking Dawn we were waiting for.

by wandlessxxmagic September 30, 2008

Fire breathing bitch queen

She's a straight cunt and you never want to come across her path. She will eat your soul alive.

Damn bro I was talking to this girl and she was a real fire breathing bitch queen.

by Patrizi007 April 16, 2017

Breaking it out to early

A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion

by viachicago October 27, 2011

Breading

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)

Yo Pablo! Are you breading?

by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003