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Schiff for brains

When someone’s bias and ego interfere with their interpretation of true market signal leading to lost opportunities
Peter had Schiff for brains and missed the best asymmetric bet of his live more than a dozen times.
by FF2K January 14, 2021
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hanging brains

When a dude pulls his hairy balls out of his zipper and attempts to walk around the bar and pick up unsuspecting chicks. The irony is that he is actually using the only brains that he has!
Brandon Abby was hanging brains at the bar last night.
by Kate June 30, 2004
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brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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jizz for brains

when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.
wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.
by butt man December 7, 2005
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brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."
by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008
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