Boating

A term used to tease friends who just started dating about sex.

Hey, you and her should go boating sometime!

by Cat-Satan December 30, 2010

Bottineau

A man with an extemely large chode and a desire for men

Kele is a bottineau because he likes men and can't even get men cause he has a chode

by Hack bunnel April 24, 2010

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)

The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.

by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

Botzing it

To be taking on a job or axtivity that is not suited for you

That guy shouldnt play hes just botzing it

by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023