Bonkerhead

Someone who isn't thinking straight. Lacking in brainpower.

He always loses his keys- he's such a bonkerhead!

by Mammadeaux August 3, 2009

bonker head

a silly person; a dork

Daniel is a bonker head.

by bananaheed December 11, 2009

Bonky Chopped

The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.

In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.

Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'

Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'

by Emily Tennant May 5, 2011

bonker sex

1) Something incredibly good.

2) Sex so good it changes your life perspective.

"Sally and I had bonker sex then decided to break into the zoo and steal a monkey."

by yougogurl November 21, 2013

bobkey

The couple used in fanfictions formed by Mikey Way and Bob Bryar from My Chemical Romance.

Frerard is okay but I ship Bobkey. Bob Bryar is so hot.

by GerardThot January 1, 2014

Boncey

Boncey - how you are feeling when on it with the lads.

'How are you feeling after that diddly?'

'Absolutely bloody boncey, me'

by OffWhiteKing May 10, 2016

bonkekadowlontoi

Suck my dick, bitch!

I want you to bonkekadowlontoi :)

by MFNHAYZ April 5, 2017