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CALL BLOCKER

Someone who intercepts phone calls.
Hi, this is Ash can I speak to Lopez?
No, Lopez cannot be bothered right now. Can I take a message.
by WINTHORPE May 13, 2005
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Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.
Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!
by Hippo lander March 23, 2009
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dan blocker

an ex boyrfiend or brother of a girl who prevents another man from seeing her. the name was coined from the TV star Dan Blocker who acted on Bonanza, a western series, its a pupular term used on some caribbean islands especially Trinidad
harry behaving like Dan Blocker, he told his sister that i was jailed for child molestation and i should'nt see her
by anthony boodan junior August 25, 2008
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Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!
Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!
by king rash bash December 30, 2011
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taco blocker

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.
God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin
by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007
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skev-e-blocker

One who blocks skev-e's. (dirty people usually at bars that you DO NOT want talking to you)
ex: Ewe that guys is so gross, where is my skev-e-blocker?
by Jenniferb June 20, 2008
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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Yossup December 13, 2008
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