Ghetto Blessing

An minor unexpected win.
Term made popular in Chicago.

When you go to Wendy’s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.

When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing

by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021

Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.

John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!

by kboof May 23, 2018

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Blessed With Suck

1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.

Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*

Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"

Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."

by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011

blessee

A blessee is someone who is blessed when they receive a blessing from a blesser.

It's possible to bless God but normally God is the blesser and we are the blessee because God blesses us and we get blessed.

by markce September 17, 2017

sugar blessings

The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts

Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!

by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016