Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 6, 2020

birchler

A last name of a freaking gorgeous queen the middle child in that family is the best and the rest of her sisters are jerks but the middle child’s famous

Is that a Birchler ayeee the middle child’s a queen

by Piper lover aka thea November 26, 2020

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

Borscht svelte

Someone akin to a lounge lizard who may dress gaudily. And feel they are on fleek but they're really just a has been…

See that guy in the corner in the leisure suit? Definitely a. Borscht svelte.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021