a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

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betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

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throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

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Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005

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When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.

yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.

by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011

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beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009

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