Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

by Zammer hammer March 3, 2019

Lord of the donkeys
Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked
The Bernie Mac.
The Bernie Mac.
by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.
by Skinnyy July 22, 2011

by Big bick eater August 23, 2022
