Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

Bent son in hedges by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

bent as A nine Bob mate 

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

bent as A nine Bob mate by Tom February 26, 2005

bent nail 

When your buddy comes up with a stupid trucker name

My buddy coleman calls him self bent nail

bent nail by Corkscrewtrucker April 10, 2018

Bent brim 

A way idiot rednecks wear their hats.

Look at the idiot wearing a bent brim hat.

Bent brim by Slammingcool August 6, 2016

bent wookie 

A curved or bent penis.

I was gonna get with that guy, then he pulled out a bent wookie and I was like, "no thanks".

bent wookie by ForeverZero September 23, 2006

Bent Metal 

A genre of metal music performed by gays for gays

Dude what was that cool bent metal band in that rock show last night??

That was Homo-Tradgedy Dude!!

Most excellent!! let's make out =]

Bent Metal by Carl=] November 6, 2006

Bent over a barrel 

When a person is stripped naked and propped in the doggy-style position with their stomach resting on a barrel. This exposes their vagina or anus to allow for easy, unobstructed sexual penetration or rape. The victim often doesn't realize that they are in a compromised position until it is too late or they may have no other choice but to comply. Some may also enjoy the experience at first until they realize that there's no lube.

Chad: "How much are you paying for internet service?"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"

Bent over a barrel by ITNerd July 10, 2021