Ich habe keine Beine

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

by ihnen March 1, 2020

beijing cocktail

The Beijing cocktail is a synthetic Central nervous system agent, at first it binds to the hemoglobin in our blood before finally settling in your synapses where it inhibits the neurotransmitters for norepiphephrine by binding to the re-uptake pumps in the synapses and blocking the neurological stimuli. The only way to counter-act this with a constant supply of synthetic or real adrenaline, but first an agent must be present in the system to cause then compound to un-bind from receptor sites so that the neurotransmitters may transfer vital information to the rest of the body. I.E. Like the pumping of ones heart

Also, The "beijing Cocktail" also refers to the compound administered to individuals who are sentenced to death in are executed via Lethal Injection in China.

The Terrorist's injected all the hostages one by one with The Beijing Cocktail until demands were met.

by SekOner September 24, 2008

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Beijing Jackhammer

A sexual position in which the female lies with her shoulders and neck against the floor. The male then straddles her, holding on to either ankle, inserts and jumps up and down.

He gave her the Beijing Jackhammer and the floor of that hotel room was never the same.

by Sweat Slapalot December 20, 2008

Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011

Being ugly

'Being ugly' is, in some places (like Texas), a term used to describe the actions of someone who is acting rudely/unpleasantly to others.

While 'being ugly' is a common phrasing, there are other variants, like 'acting ugly', 'are/were ugly', and so on.

"Grant, stop being ugly to your little sister and behave!"

"I can be a really ugly guy when I go without smoke break, man."

"Sorry about my mom acting so ugly to you during dad's funeral."
"S'alright. I acted pretty ugly to him while he was alive, so I understand why she'd do the same to me while she was grieving."

by dungeonmaster11 March 10, 2010

Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

by ItzValee October 5, 2019