Beeriostasis

When you can’t lose or gain weight because of the amount of beer you drink

Bro I’ve been in Beeriostasis the last 3 months.

by Chuck69420 May 31, 2024

beerobtivity

Somewhere between prejudice and ignorance comes 'beerobtivity' . Not to be confused with 'beeroblicity' (near blind drunkenness) is beeroptivity or BOPT
BOPT comes to an individual at that magic and fleeting moment when he/she at last makes sense, but lacks a pencil or pen to write all their thoughts down. Beerobtivic thoughts are typically lost until some majuberous synerobe discovers them independently.

I was halfway through my second pint of beer when I re-discovered affordable string-theory by sheer beerobtivity. Everyone laughed at me until I pulled off my beeroptic strings and my shoes got loose. Now I wear sandals.

by Larry Hatch May 21, 2006

beerso

one who partakes in drinking mass amounts of beer, aka SO MUCH BEER becomes BEERSO

2 beer can't drink for shit, therefore he is no fucking beerso.

by Beeso Oxbig July 4, 2008

beerinoids

Sores and/or burst blood vessels appearing in the rectal area resulting from excessively forceful beer farts.

Man, I can't sit still on account of the beerinoids!

by teeaitch January 14, 2009

beariod

A "beariod" refers to time periods of a beards life time. over the course of beards life it may be several types of beards, such as: goatee, chinstrap, full on scruffy beard or lamb chops.

Once Dave P was old enough to grow a beard, he took that beard though many different beariods.

by The Tzar of Booty May 29, 2009

beeritized

when someone hands you a beer

here dude you have been beeritized

by beerman5 October 25, 2009

Beersoken

Soaking with beer. A lot of beer in one location where it would not normally be.

My shoes were beersoken last night. Or, that floor was beersoken after you spilled that solo cup.

by Tulania November 14, 2009