poo poo beetle

Derogatory term for a person

Oh you fucking poo poo beetle, you dropped your ice cream.

by Lankajank December 24, 2007

ell gee bee tee

LGBT said in a meme-joking manner.

me: ell gee bee tee is good
everybody: *agrees*

by jayquan. June 6, 2021

Dung Beetle

...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

...I saw on live news feed that two of my facebook friends had joined a facebook group supporting the proposition that the Dung Beetle can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

by Little Hink February 17, 2010

Beetlejizz

Standing in front of a full body mirror while masturbating and cumming on the mirror so that it looks like you are cumming all over yourself. On your last 3 strokes, you should say 'Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!'

This is, of course, based on the popular Winona Ryder movie 'Beetlejuice'.

Josh was trying to pull off the Beetlejizz in his room but his mom walked in while he was saying 'Beetlejizz!' for the 3rd time and ended up cumming all over her.

by jeffreybruce June 5, 2009

beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

beeeej

A complete drunken clowndick. Usually breaks things in Crown Royal induced blackouts.

I used to have a garage until the Beeeej stumbled in. Now its just a pile of blood stained wood.

by Joe DiLorenzo September 17, 2007

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008