candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.

Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"

by kitten8905 November 13, 2010

candle snuffer

Colloquial word for vagina

"I just love beautiful women, sometimes I have to grab them right in the candle snuffer."

by HDready November 19, 2016

candle burner

roman catholics are frequently known as candle burners.

roman catholics believe there is some spiritual benefit in candle burning.
the candle burners actually believe it is part of christianity.

by truth defender December 11, 2006

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

sixteen candles

a john hughes movie, based in the town every other movie by him was, sherman illinois, as made fun of in dogma. the movie sucked but that long duck dong guy was hilarious.

harold: oh go back, that was sixteen candles, i love that movie.
kumar: yep, and the award for gayest thing ever said in this appartment goes to...Harold for saying that he likes sixteen candles

by the November 14, 2004

holding the candle

Third wheeling

Having no real purpose in the moment

Me: *watches friends make out*
Random to me: “ah shame man you’re holding the candle”

by Add me on fortnite May 31, 2018

A Greek Candle

When two gay men use bees wax as lubricant for anal sex.

"Jed likes to get a greek candle after a night out with his boyfriend."

by TheThinMan34 September 21, 2015