The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.

I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.

by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

Passing the Baton

A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person

Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.

by A.J. Johns August 19, 2007

bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

by S. Joslin October 23, 2008