Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Base Camper

A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.

Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"

by Cl0wn78 December 27, 2020

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

base head

Person hooked on cocaine

by VAKI5 September 25, 2003

base-own

in Halo, to continuously kill the opposition at their own base as they mercifully try to respawn

I like to base-own noobs in CTF.

by -T 1 T @ N- April 3, 2004

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

by MrKoi June 1, 2007

base system

1st base holding hands, 2nd base kissing, 3rd base touching, 4th base, all out sex.

Dude I used the base system tonight and got a home run.

by the awsomeguy1467 January 22, 2015