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poop broom

A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?

Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
by obi wan June 11, 2006
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barometer

Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.
Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.
by Cheesy13 September 7, 2005
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Broom Broom

Not to be confused with the cleaning tool, broom, broom broom is the noise someone would make when they are in their mom’s car but she doesn’t want you in there
Girl:I’m in me mom’s car broom broom

Mom:get out me car!!
Girl:(sad yee haw*)awwwww
by shrekismyactualdad April 6, 2019
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womb broom

small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin
my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep
by dana university January 21, 2004
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Coon Brooming

The act of driving through a predominantly black neighbourhood (usually a ghetto) in a pick-up truck and beating African-American passers-by with a broom. This is particularly effective against negros on bicycles.
Raheem - Damn Jamal, those crackas look like they be coon brooming.
Jamal - Aw shit nigga, we better get outta here.
by Will.I.Am2121 July 10, 2010
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basooma

Quite clearly a breast. Basoomas therefore are more than one breast, and a basooma holder is a bra. I don't understand how it can't have a definition? What in the name of all great basoomas is going on?
My my she has mighty large basoomas.

On the other hand his basoomas are no joke.

Do you like my new basooma holder?

Get your slimey hand off of my basooma.
by Lily January 5, 2005
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broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.
She smacked the rat with a broom
by Mystic_Snowfang May 18, 2008
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