salvia break

When you are bored in school/work and take a "bathroom break." Then, instead of going to the bathroom, you just smoke salvia and trip balls for five minutes. Then, you calmly go back and act like nothing happened.

Dude #1: "Oh my god, this class fucking sucks, I wish there was something that could make it better."
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"

by Stoner69 October 5, 2013

Bretman Rock

Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.

He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun 🐉 and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried

“Bretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!”
(Bretman to himself): “I said “Bretmann why are you so cute ? ..” And she answered back wit “Because I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.”, She didnt lie tho.”
“Bretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.”

by Hahadontdieyoursosexy October 13, 2019

bread cheeks

bread cheeks is chubby cute babies cheeks.

Look at yoongi’/taetae’/jimi’/koo’s bread cheeks.

by tetekoo January 6, 2020

Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

brewski-haha

a few beers & a few laughs

At my work, Friday is always 'go for a brewski-haha day'.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2018

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Brexit Street Party

Riot, esp. one resulting from food/medicine shortages or economic collapse.

"Stay away from city centre tonight, I hear there's going to be a Brexit Street Party."

by Pulger October 23, 2019