bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

Bogging out

To stare at someone while giving dirty looks as a way to intimidate or initiate a fight.

Type 1:"them boys are bogging out us"
Type 2:"I wanna have a scrap with those boys lets bog them out"

by Massive log February 10, 2019

Bog Fog

The smoke left over in a pipe or bowl after it has been hit. Generally, Bog Fog is left in the smoking device when the smoker does not uncover the carborator, or does not fully clear the smoke with their hit.

Tom: *passes bowl to Jim without uncovering the carborator.
Jim: "God damn it Tom, use the fucking carb. You keep leaving me Bog Fog.

Or...

Eddie: passing the bowl to Raymon without uncovering the carb. "Yo ray, theres not much left so I left you the Bog Fog."
Raymon: "Thanks Ed!" *hits bowl emphatically.

by Hyperion Chameleon November 9, 2019

Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 14, 2018

Bog&gsat

Mixed-gender coffee hose gab session, solving the world's problems.

Bog&Gsat = bunch of guys & gals sat around talking

Bog&gsat the other day. One says, "Famous guy said, 'You must never tell the children there's no hope.'"

by Styxwit December 31, 2016

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 14, 2010

Bog Beast

A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.

Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.

by Dr. Portmanteau February 9, 2021