blapper

there’s only one valid definition: a good ass song

Damn, that movie had some serious blappers!

by oprah23 December 4, 2022

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'

by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024

blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024

blapsplatter

Incoherent talk or jargon that makes zero sense to the listener, especially when said with confidence.

“He kept going on about the power scaling in that anime, but it was just blapsplatter to me.”

by Plas-sucks-at-the-dictionary October 14, 2025

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019