Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*
by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008
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1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
by WillyFourEyes December 16, 2008
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by MrAsh December 30, 2005
Get the motor boating mug.Then I went to pay my respects to the little man in the boat, and her moans became shorter, higher pitched.
by Chris Bonin April 13, 2003
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Get the Bumper Boating mug.derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.
Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
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