Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

Afghani Black Hawk

Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.

Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.

by Gulf War Doctor April 1, 2020

afghanastisia

Something to say when you can’t think of anything else

Person 1- hey
Person 2- hey

Person 1- um
Person 2- afghanastisia

by Somthin2 March 3, 2021

Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

by Eurloch August 17, 2021

Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.

The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah

by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021

afghanista

when you mispell afghanistan

bro afghanista just fell
wtf is afghanista
oh crap i spelt it wrong

by cozazoc August 30, 2021

Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021