UCD Library

A place of academic research excellence with an alleged tragic history where an ISF modmin took liberties with himself in the humanities section.

Does anyone know why this page hasn't been moderated in the last week?

The modmin is off wanking in the UCD Library

by cuntiessmaximus August 4, 2024

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.

Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

library

a place full of books a place were you go to sit down and read

its time to go to library

by anonymous February 18, 2022

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023