Sure, at the meth lab.

When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.

Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.

Sure, at the meth lab. by voK October 8, 2010

panic! at the everywhere

when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.

person 1: my mom made me go to the mall to the mall today, panic! at the everywhere

person 2:lol

panic! at the everywhere by nomyweaknerdarms June 6, 2021

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane by syafinaz? October 4, 2023

I gave my word to stop at third 

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

I gave my word to stop at third by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008

john dies at the end

the best book ever written. it is funny and scary and awesome. your gay if you havn't read it

i just read john dies at the end, it was great

john dies at the end by awesomeman34 February 12, 2009

look at the time 

something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment

guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!

look at the time by MyNameIsCabbage April 26, 2011

Sorry, I'm bad at texting 

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

Sorry, I'm bad at texting by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011