Astrocunt

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.

"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."

by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009

astrocious

something that is slightly unbelievable.

Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?

by sizzle_07 May 14, 2009

astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.

"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"

by Cheytown April 1, 2016

AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).

I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.

by sarpvibes May 15, 2021

astronomical

Frickin Huge.

This piece of pie is of astronomical proportion.

by Giggly2 October 6, 2010

Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?

by Dbert71 December 23, 2008

The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010