ASSplosion

The result of one having too big of an ass.

OMFG HER PANTS ARE WAY TO TIGHT FOR HER BEHIND... SHE'S GONNA HAVE AN ASSPLOSION

by chochos July 29, 2005

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

Assley

Another name for Ashley Rosa

Brah, dey no call her Assley foa nottin'.

by KS March 29, 2005

Asspie

A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.

As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"

by The Colonol May 8, 2006

Asspectacular

Fantastic; to have an 'apple-shaped' rear end; pert, with plex. Grabbable; capable of producing 'WHACK!' sounds upon slapping of cheek(s).

Holy cow! That girl's asspectacular!

by mj v1.0 September 2, 2003