assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

Assbear

You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.

And your anus burns for hours after that.

To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili

by Aditya MJ May 17, 2005

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

assfelt

An immensely satisfying expression of gas from deep within the bowels often expressed in B minor.

Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."

by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013

assenator

One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.

Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.

by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014