The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008
Get the alpha malemug. A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
by Nukeitall April 20, 2006
Get the Alpha strikemug. An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
Get the alpha assholemug. An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
Get the Alpha packmug. by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
Get the The Alpha Breadmug. The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by andyspam October 5, 2013
Get the alpha porkermug. Second hand to the Alpha. Not an alpha or beta, but Loyal to an Alpha. Has Alpha characteristics but isn’t the top Alpha.
by Zhadow June 7, 2018
Get the Demi-Alphamug.