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alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008
mugGet the alpha malemug.

Alpha strike

A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.

Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!
by Nukeitall April 20, 2006
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alpha neck

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014
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alpha effect

When the Alpha Male is out of "Range". The Beta Males try any method possible to become the Alpha Male in his absence.

Example~ Texting and DM-ing his Alpha Female as soon as the Alpha Male is out of Range.
You Have That "Alpha Effect" on People
by Mary Jane1313 August 19, 2020
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alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.
The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by andyspam October 5, 2013
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The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.
by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
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Alpha pack

An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
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