Cletus was drunk fucking Mathilda and attempted to switch position into something too complicated for his inebriation level, lost his balance and toppled end over end with his balls aloft.
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Name of a high end Italian professional hair color line that can be used in place of the word shit or dump when in a classy setting and you need to discuss poop or shit but are in mixed company.
Oh Aretha Franklin, I took a serious alfaparf last night after that cheese platter at the jefferson!
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Alfa Romeo's and Lancia's are for people that want a cheap, crap Italian sports car, but can't afford a Ferrari, Maserati or Lamborghini.
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