alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alan Fridays

When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.

Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”

by NotAlanT December 9, 2020

alan coppet

Alan Coppet

Lay down the law like Alan Coppet

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Alan Choi07

A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.

Alan Choi07 on his capacity for foreign language ; "Meow"

by arieslazarel July 8, 2009

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

SKIDDY ALANS

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through

"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

Alan Greenspam

The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.

Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.

by QuacksO February 16, 2017